MADAME KITTY WAMPUS is a universally, effusively received Coloratura who has performed with The Santa Fe Heavy Opera Company, The Possum Trot Professional Society of Glee Club Aficionados, The Haircut Ensemble, Deliberate Symphony Of Lower Saddle River, The Womens Lavatorium of The Pennylvania Station, and as Featured Diva of The Stinkpanandrom Festival Of Eastern Mahwah. Awards: The Paxil Prize, Prague, 1982; Palm Cluster of Lithium, Brussels Sprouts, 1990 and The Poopay Pantsay Award for Meritorious Hoopla, Danville, 1997. She resides currently on her yacht, The New Estrogenia, Manly Beach, Sydney, Berth 7, Slip 1401.
Madame Kitty will descend feet first onto the stage at the May 23rd edition of Sunday At SOMArts. She is not exactly feral, but patrons in the first row are nevertheless cautioned not to rest their hands and noses on the edge of the stage (for insurance purposes).
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